Today, I had a realization: The beard is the male version of the push-up bra.
A beard can add much to a man's style and personality, but once shaved, a plain-faced, less-than-rugged boy is often exposed...leaving a disappointed woman in his midst. Men, don't let us down. We know it's hot out, but without your beard, you're an A cup who will never again be mistaken for a C. Just something to think about.
