Monday, June 20, 2011

Beard of the Week


This week’s award is a bit of a somber one. Early this morning Ryan Dunn, of “Jackass” fame, was confirmed dead after being involved in a car accident in Chester County, PA. Considering the fact that I am currently in Chester County, not to mention that he sported a mighty fine beard, it just seemed right to honor Ryan with Beard of the Week. RIP, Mr. Dunn.

Side Note: If the rumors are true and this is all an elaborate “Jackass” prank, the award will obviously be revoked. That’s just not right.

Monday, June 6, 2011

Beards & Bras

Hello again, Beard Talk Followers.

Today, I had a realization: The beard is the male version of the push-up bra.

A beard can add much to a man's style and personality, but once shaved, a plain-faced, less-than-rugged boy is often exposed...leaving a disappointed woman in his midst. Men, don't let us down. We know it's hot out, but without your beard, you're an A cup who will never again be mistaken for a C. Just something to think about.



Monday, May 23, 2011

World Beard and Moustache Championships


Literally stumbledupon this website. Weird, because I'm pretty sure I did not include facial hair in my list of interests.

Who knew such a competition even existed? Next year we'll be sure to send a correspondent

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Swedish Beards!

In honor of the great state of Minnesota and me being one of the only non-swedes I give you SWEDISH BEARDS!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/swedish_heritage_board/tags/beard/

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Beard Poems


Found this little picture and thought it was very appropriate for the blog... obviously! ENJOY!

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Beard of the Week/Vocabulary Lesson




I've been exposed to some pretty fabulous beards in the past few weeks. A recent trip to the windy city provided at least 3 viable options (if you count a lion as a legitimate contender, and I do). This made the beard of the week selection this time around extremely difficult.

However, in the end I had to go with a truly unique individual and my all-time favorite artist, Vincent Van Gogh. Although it's not his most famous work of art, Van Gogh's self-portrait in the Art Institute of Chicago tells a lot about him, namely that he rocked a pretty sweet ginger beard. And although some fellow bloggers may disagree, I say that gingers need love too. Although it's possible he only painted it in to distract from the hole in his head left by the ear he cut off, in pictures the beard is kind of awesome.

Fun fact:

Stumbled upon the word Pogonophobia in a book the other day. It refers to the fear of beards.

Although at first I thought this was a ridiculous phobia, after doing some research I've got to admit the Pogonophobes have got a point. Key argument: beards are unclean. Just one more reason to keep your beards well-maintained, fellas.

I also found this interesting statistic on a Pogonophobia self-help site:

“In a recent survey, 9 out of 10 women reported preferring clean-shaven men to bearded men.”

Questions? Comments? Concerns?




Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Battle of the Beards




This is pretty simple but I thought it was important for the blog to acknowledge beards in all media. And this Ford commercial is chock full o'beards!

Enjoy!

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